random bruises on your legs

deanialsart:

Reigen had to do it to em.

fistfightingscool:

fistfightingscool:

got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

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leafgreen6:

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mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

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sandersstudies:

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marisatomay:

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

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irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

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since1938:

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

millennials: you can’t get a job by just walking in and handing in your resume anymore

people over 40:

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